My dream Disney vacation only costs like 4 grand. I’ve got about 52 bucks. That could get me maybe a water so its a start


my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

"my sisters dad"

you know that’s your dad, too?

(Source: seasexual)

My car got mad that I was looking at new cars online and it stopped on the freeway. I’m sorry baby

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